Wednesday, October 29, 2008

31 Flavors

Here's 31 special ways to say I'm 6 weeks pregnant:
arf
barf
become a fountain of flavor
bhluuuugh
blow chunks
brack
call ralph on the big white telephone
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
Chuck your Cheerios
Chunky Belch
commode hugging
copiously cough one's cookies
curl and hurl
eating backwards
facial diarrhea
food flight
Gonna blow
Harf
Like, well, you know
liquidate your assets
Perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
porcelain projectiles
Pressing the reset button
Psychedelic belch
rainbow fountain
Ralphy McMalfee
reverse gears
Screaming at your shoes
shpew
Yack
and my favorite...Yawn in Technicolor.

Yeah! See ya in a couple months!

22 comments:

jewly said...

Congratulations! Your father in law told me last Wed. I am happy for you and your family. That stinks that you get so sick. Let me know if you need anything.

danakat said...

Congratulations...on the first post that actually made me physically nauseus.

Glad today is better than yesterday!

Christine said...

Congrats! I hope it does not last too long. My 3rd one was better than the other 2. Have fun moving this weekend!

Alicia said...

Congrats (I think!)! And good luck :).

Quincy Sorensen said...

CONGRATULATIONS, SARAH! This is great news. What a big week! Good luck on your closing, too. (And, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be enjoying some real 31 Flavors before you know it. :))

Dave, Catherine, Chandler, and Callie said...

Your post almost made me do the 31 flavors of puking. Very descriptive. You should be a writer. Actually, you should get your Masters in creative writing! Glad we got to see you before you went into hiding. Hope you feel better soon!

Jenni said...

Congrats! Sorry you are having a rough go of it though! See you Sunday!

Britt said...

Congrats! So glad it is you and not me right now! I can so sympathize!

Micaela said...

Congratulations! 3 is fabulous! Clever post.

Laura Judd said...

wow, that's a VERY creative, and descriptive, way of letting people know. I can't wait until Sam understands that HE'S going to have a baby...he's so cute with them. I hope you feel better soon.

Anonymous said...

YAY! The cat is outta the bag! Congrats! I have to say that the Chunky Belch and Facial Diarrhea made me kinda sick (which isn't hard to do now days)!

If you need anything let me know! I look forward to you being in your house! That's exciting!!! ;)

Wheatley Family said...

Hip Hip HORAH,,,, BLAHHHHH

Jamie said...

That is the grossest thing that I have ever said "yeah!" to. Or "I am so happy for you!"

Lisha said...

CONGRATS!!!

Kayleen said...

OH yeah! Congratulations! You'll make it honey!

JNew said...

Congratulations! That's awesome!

Lisa said...

Big CONGRATS!!

Melissa Stubbs said...

Yeah! That is so exciting. Be patient, the puking will pass. I should know, I just finished about 2 months ago! Yeah for food! I find out what our baby is next week. We are super excited. I hope the move went well. Yeah for Sa!!!!

Schmitt Family said...

Sarah,
Wow, it has been a long time. Congratulation,on your pregnancy.
You look so happy and your children are beautiful.
It is great to see you again.

Watson

Anonymous said...

I love how its all in alphabetical order. hope that you are feeling better.
lov ya,
the mimers

Haley Hale said...

YAY! I was so excited when Nannie told me the news! Congrats!

Anonymous said...

I'm so excited for you!