Most of you know my husband, and many of you think of him as the mild mannered, soft spoken man he appears to be in public. This is not so. Not at all. When Richard comes home from work, our dull, rather mundane routine sparkles with new witticisms, which he will repeat until he gets a genuine laugh.
So to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter movie, here's some of our favorites: (these are best read quickly out loud, between fits of giggles. Maybe you should drink some milk, so it can spew out your nose..)
Harry Potter and the Horse Header's Phone (Sorcerer's Stone)
Harry Potter and the Stranger at Recess (Chamber of Secrets)
Harry Potter and the Whsitlin' Turd of Pakistan (Prisoner of Askaban)
Harry Potter and the Goblins on Fire (Goblet of Fire)
Harry Potter and the Odor of the Beatnik (Order of the Phoenix)
Harry Potter and the Bloody Half of a Prince (Half-Blooded Prince)
Harry Potter and the Lefty Waldos (Deathly Hallows)
I actually habitually refer to book four as the Goblins on Fire, some of these jokes have been going on for so long.
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7 comments:
the bloody half of a prince is my favorite...really, no baby Josh pictures?!?
Harry Potter and the Stranger at Recess sounds kind of like a title from the Magic Treehouse series or Junie B. Jones. I personally like the Goblins on Fire. Paints an interesting picture at least.
haha I love this family!!
love,
mimi
ps. the movie is great!
I like you guys. :)
I think I will never forget the Goblins on Fire. Too fun.
The Lefty Waldos? I love it. Please move back.
Here are the ones Steve does:
Harry Pooter and the Scorcerer's Kidney Stone
Harry Pooter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets
Harry Pooter and the Prisoner of Indigestion
Harry Pooter and the Gall Stones of Fire
Harry Pooter and the Odor of the Phoenix
Harry Pooter and the Half-Bladder Prince
Harry Pooter and the Deathly Bowels
Aren't our husbands great? :)
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