Here's 31 special ways to say I'm 6 weeks pregnant:
arf
barf
become a fountain of flavor
bhluuuugh
blow chunks
brack
call ralph on the big white telephone
call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr)
Chuck your Cheerios
Chunky Belch
commode hugging
copiously cough one's cookies
curl and hurl
eating backwards
facial diarrhea
food flight
Gonna blow
Harf
Like, well, you know
liquidate your assets
Perform peristaltic pyrotechnics
porcelain projectiles
Pressing the reset button
Psychedelic belch
rainbow fountain
Ralphy McMalfee
reverse gears
Screaming at your shoes
shpew
Yack
and my favorite...Yawn in Technicolor.
Yeah! See ya in a couple months!
A Day of Endowment
10 months ago