Friday, February 6, 2009

Dana's number seven

Okay, so I got tagged by Dana, and the rules were to post the 7th picture in the 7th folder on my computer. But wait, I have pictures on two computers. And some folders within folders, and folders sorted by date, and others sorted by name. And ACTUAL folders with ACTUAL pictures in them in an ACTUAL desk drawer. Seriously, this is too complicated. The rules should go something like this: Check your friends blog and discover that you have been tagged. Read disarmingly simple rules, begin to form reply post, panic at overwhelming unclear possibilities, turn off computer, leave room. Come back in a few days, begin to organize picture folders, breathe deeply, refuse to succumb to the monster, turn off computer, leave room. Come back yet again, driven by the nagging need of a task unfinished, quickly and unthinkingly select the 7th picture from the 7th folder sorted by date. Pause. Take the 7th picture from the 7th folder sorted by name for good measure. Stop. Absolutely refuse to go further. Go fold clothes; it will make you feel better.
By name. This is a snapshot of Hannah, me, my mom Teresa, and her mom Esther. I took this picture as an afterthought one time when Grandma came to visit, and I'm glad I did. The four of us never got together again after this day.
By date. I have so many pictures of Hannah and Sam looking like absolute goofballs that I decided one day to take some more deliberate shots of them. They still looked like goofballs in most of the pictures.

Superheros

It's Super Iron Girl and The Incredible Spider Hulk!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Crazy saturday

Richard is not a spontaneous man. So imagine my surprise over breakfast when I jokingly suggest that we drive to the Aquarium in Chattanooga and he replies, with complete nonchalance, 'sure'. And off we went!

But first, we went to Cheeburger Cheeburger for ther very first time ever where, while waiting for our food, Sam and I practiced our goofy faces. And the burgers? fabulous.


Very first thing Hannah got to touch a NOT snake, it's actually a legless lizard. Creepy. I wanted to touch some creepies too, so later at a sting ray exhibit I put my hand in the water and the rays zapped me, and then the staff medics showed up.... just kidding. These were friendly rays with the barbs removed just for crazies like me. They were slimy, but still, it was way cool, and they would come right to the edge of the tank just so you could touch them.

There was a cool tank with a bubble in the middle that the kids (okay, and I) crawled into. It was like we were in the water.

Okay, some of these fish were just stinking huge. Like this beluga sturgeon.

Sam had a hitchhiker in the butterfly garden, which he thought was pretty cool. The funny thing is that all the rest of us are all holding still, trying hopefully to get one to land on us, and who does the butterfly land on? the crazy kid running around like a maniac. right.

Hannah's bummed no butterflies chose her.

These jellyfish were my favorite part of the whole exhibit. Their beauty was stunning.

By the time we were finished, Hannah and Sam were exhausted looking for places to nap. What a great day!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Satifying your need to know


That's right everybody. If you have an inquiry, this water bottle is ready to satify your thirst for knowledge. My question- what exactly does it mean to satify? Is that like when you sat on someone? Or an event scheduled for Saturday? Perhaps it indicated depression, but I think that would be sad-ify. Actually, it was quite sadifying to me to have this spelling blunder discovered by Richard. I had been obliviously using this water bottle for months.

And who is it that is willing to mass produce and distribute embarrassingly misspelled bottles? That's the best part- The Memphis Public Library System. Honestly, do I laugh or cry?

Monday, January 19, 2009

She's so CUTE!


This is baby Avery, the cutest little girl EVER! She does this thing where she wrinkles her nose when she smiles, and she plays tiger, and loves her momma Laura. Hannah and Sam love their little cousin! We miss her already!

Let your voice (and regional dialect) be heard! Check out the name poll to the right!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Twister


This weekend Laura, Jason, and baby Avery along with Chief and Michelle came to visit. Being the slave driver that I am, I forced them all to paint my house; and, being the nice people they are, they painted the den, kitchen, and hallways. THANKS!!!
Afterwards we had a family fun game of Twister. Hannah and Sam were champs; I think being lower to the ground helped significantly. And baby Avery was the wild card- you never knew who she was going to pull up on next. I joined in for the second round but did not make it very long at all.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I feel fantastic

I AM BETTER!!!!
I AM BETTER!!!!
I AM BETTER!!!!

The funk is gone, the sky is clear, and I actually ate a PIZZA the other day! It was the best Christmas present ever. Now I can start unpacking and painting, and living in our new house. YEAH!!